Hi. I am Smarties. I work in the Mortgage Industry out of my home. Which means that I am 60% house wife. At 27, I am too old for myspace, so I've made my home here. I love my boyfriend, our cats, and cooking. I don't mind being a 1950's housewife. And yes, i am a freak. Bear with me as i figure this thing out. but i'm pretty sure i am the only one reading it, so i will be patient. :)