Sex Candle
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This candle was a gift from Boyfriend's Father. He was given it as a gag gift, and apparently thought that we needed it. As he gave it to Boyfriend, he explained that it was a candle showing all of the different positions to "Make Love." It is something straight out of the karma sutra. We have dubbed it, "The Sex Candle" we figured we might as well burn it.

As an AVID partylite consumer(bordering on obsession), I know the correct way and incorrect way to burn candles. When we started burning the sex candle, we only let it burn for an hour this is the incorrect way.... It should have burned for three, and it is burning straight down the middle. Determined to repair the sex candle, we left it burning for upwards of 19 hours this past Sunday. This is the sex candle:



After we left the candle burning for 19 hours, I blew out the candle as we went to bed. Last night, Boyfriend went to the mini fridge to grab us each a beer, and said,

"The sex candle melted everywhere, didn't you notice??"
"No." as I was turning on the TV.
"Smarties, look!!!!!" he was holding up the piece of wax which had melted from the sex candle. This is how they melted.



I have nothing more to say.